“I don’t see how that’s a party”

He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?

Clint/Natasha | high school AU

“I don’t worry about aging- it’s ridiculous. What’s to worry about? It’s coming and there’s nothing we can do about it except live a healthy lifestyle and drink a lot of water. I’m small but I definitely have curves. I’m like a slice of cherry pie.”

[Black widow lands on top of a moving train, four security goons come out to fight her off]

“Hello there, boys. Are you it? We’re only about halfway to a fair fight.”